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Fact: Most artists were total pervs. This bizarre video from Everything is Terrible! takes us into the thoughts of creepy people who mistake normal art for “erotic art.” We were hooked at the first five seconds. You would think a woman would get more compliments while wearing a penis necklace.

There’s very little to add to such a weird video, in which a weird couple points out nipples so nonchalantly, we’ll be uneasy around nipples for at least a few days. Also, regarding sex with animals: whales do count.

If you really hate good taste, you’ll also want to see the super weird dominatrix workout.

Post written by Amanda Meadows, who believes Rembrandt was a necrophiliac.

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Snuggie Sutra has hit the Internet with some fierce buzz. As far as we know, it was meant as a cute joke, but people seem to like this UN-ironically. Looks like we need to explain to the internet 5 Reasons Why The Snuggie Sutra Is Ridiculous, thus hilarious.

5. A Snuggie is like wearing an ugly, unsexy poncho.
Last we heard ponchos are unsexy and meant for Mexican stereotypes and old ladies in prison. Though, maybe the snugWOW would be useful in soaking up excess fluids. Why would a guy want to hold the other end of a Snuggie while having sex, when his hands would have a lot more fun in other places?

4. Two people in a Snuggie would be complicated.
Apparently normal sex isn’t awkward enough. We couldn’t even get through The Lover’s Guide without getting embarrassed and giving up. How do you even get your legs in for this position?

3. It could only good for two things: Public sex and the lamest role playing game ever.
Actually in a way this is great. Snuggies for the homeless! We’d never again have to see vagrants rubbing their dirty werewolf bodies together. As for role play, you have a few options: a druid, a Sith or a dastardly cardinal ready to sodomize a young parishioner:

2. The only people who might actually try this are your parents.
That’s right.  Your parents are the ones who bought these things. You will be home for the holidays, and there they are on the couch in one heaving, sweaty Snuggie. There’s only one solution.  Never go home again.

1. Snuggie Sutra will make for the most retarded death ever.
Snuggies are inherently retarded. The person who attempts this position will deserve the suffocation they’ll die from, and should be buried in a fleece coffin. Think of how embarrassed your friends and family will be at your funeral. Forget how David Carradine died, this position already looks like a sad homicide scene.

We’re glad this has been sorted out. May we never hear another Snuggie-related joke again!

If this wasn’t stupid enough, check out the Peekaru, for those who conceived using Snuggie Sutra.

Post written by Amanda Meadows, who only bought a Snuggie to match her Crocs.

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Sweet Potato Salad Recipe

Sweet potato salad is a nutritional food; it is rich in beta carotene, potassium and fiber. Kids like potatoes so they will like it too. It is very easy to make and it is a healthy food also.

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Sweet Potato Salad Recipe

Sweet potato salad is a nutritional food; it is rich in beta carotene, potassium and fiber. Kids like potatoes so they will like it too. It is very easy to make and it is a healthy food also.

Read More From Recipe For Sweet Potato Salad (24timepass.com)

Mercedes Benz Sl65 Amg Black Series | Mercedes Sl Black series Prices

Mercedes Benz SL 65 Amg Black Series is finally reached in the market. This is the most powerful production car ever. Mercedes Benz SL 65 AMG Black Series was built as the provisional successor to the discontinued Mercedes-Benz SLR’s throne. It has the double-turbo 6.0-liter V12 engine. It receives larger turbochargers, a well-organized intercooler and modified exhausts 57 horsepower (hp) to 670 hp to boost output and 738 ft-lb torque.

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THIS KID’S GOT A LOT OF HOES

Sure, this is meant to be safe for kids, but we think they may have followed current “adult” rap a little too closely. We know what he’s really referring to when he boasts about his “big bike.” And if you watch at :46, it looks he’s into Asians, too. We salute this kid. (Video thanks to Buzzfeed.)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gg5hYYrNfCE&feature

WE WON’T GO TO ANY ANTI-PROSTITUTE ESTABLISHMENT

We’re all for human rights here on Comedy.com’s Sex Channel, so we believe in non-hot chick profiling. Just cause she’s a little slutty, doesn’t mean she’s a hooker. And if she is then thank god, we have a backup plan for the night! (Photo thanks to The Daily What)

APRIL KNOWS WHAT SHE DESERVES… FROM MUTANT TURTLES

When we were kids we had no idea what this really meant, but now we’re ever so grateful. Can we get this in a huge car decal? Also, something tell us that Donatello would be the most dutiful lover. Thanks to carlovely on Tumblr.

MS. ANGEL, WE HAVE MORE SAUSAGE FOR YOU TO WORK ON

Heeb magazine does it again with porn star Joanna Angel cleverly teaching you how to prepare a sausage. No word yet on our boners going down. It’s getting chafe-y in here.

YOUR DAILY DOSE OF LESBIANS

Our friends at Dirty Rotten Whore (best site url ever), have compiled the Top 10 Onscreen Lesbian Kisses. Our favorite is from “The OC.” Who knew Olivia Wilde started out in TV by smooching Mischa Barton, who is currently in a gutter somewhere?

Missed a day? Also see what we deemed ‘Hot in Sex’ last time!

Post written by Amanda Meadows, who gets escorted out of restaurants all the time due to prostitute prejudice.

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