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Breast cancer is no laughing matter (except for “The Booby Scare”), but it’s impossible not to laugh at many of the special “pink” products being released by some…

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Check out these famous hotties as they give us a friendly reminder to check our breasts every month in this Funny or Die video “The Booby Scare.” What more could you want? There are…

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Check out these famous hotties as they give us a friendly reminder to check our breasts every month in this Funny or Die video “The Booby Scare.” What more could you want? There are…

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Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was always the husband behind the wheel on the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency.

So one day out, on the lake he said to his wife “Please take the wheel, dear, Pretend I am having a heart attack, you must get the boat ashore and dock it.”

So she steered the boat ashore and docked it.

Later that evening, the wife walked into the lounge room, where her husband was watching TV.

She sat down next to him, took the remote, and changed the channel and said to him.

“Please go to the kitchen dear, pretend I am having a heart attack, and set the table, cook the dinner and do the dishes.”

Since the premiere of How I Met Your Mother, fans have believed the sitcom would be far superior if it narrowed its focus to exclusively follow the exploits of Barney, the beloved suit-wearing womanizer played by Neil Patrick Harris.

Finally they will get their wish.

CBS has green-lit a spinoff titled “The Show You Actually Want to Watch,” that will follow Barney as he suits up with his bro’s and engages in his signature brand of non-threatening misogyny. In addition, each episode will feature a song and dance routine and conclude with Barney sitting at a blue-screened computer, registering poignant reflections on his week.

“It’s everything America wants,” said Harris in a prepared yet seemingly off the cuff statement. “Now who wants to see me wear a top hat?”

The decision to spotlight Barney was a move long in the works for the network.

“We originally thought just cutting out Ted would do the trick,” said CBS president and CEO, Leslie Moonves, who admitted that centering the show around a boring character played by a boring actor was a ‘big mistake’. “But why stop there? The women certainly aren’t funny, and I often forget that Jason Segal is even on the show.”

Segal has signed on to make cameo appearances on the NPH spinoff on the condition that he makes no mention of his character’s wife, Lily.

“Alyson Hannigan is not allowed on set,” insisted Harris. “That was the first first clause of my contract.”

In the meantime, How I Met Your Mother will be retitled “Don’t Worry, NPH will still guest star,” until it is inevitably canceled at the end of the season.

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A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room.

She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he’s looking at it, she walks back in.

He asks, “What’s this?”

She says, “Oh, my father’s ashes are in there.”

He goes, “Oooh. Uh. Er. I didn’t know. I uh . . .”

She says, “Yeah, he’s too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray.”

Ever have a spider problem? This guy has THE spider problem to end all spider problems. Spider-Man has moved into his house and is seducing his wife. He confides in his office mate, who seems to have the same problem with… bats (gulp).

This new video from YouTube super troupe The Station was just released and is sure to be buzzy. (Check out their “Teen Cribz” and “Interactive Fight Club.”) Learn about it now, so you can school your friends.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, doesn’t recommend making out with a spider. They bite.

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