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“Unable to decide how much of a discount to give to random spam recipients,” noted
Michael Hoskins , “Pfizer takes the ’shotgun’ approach to discounting.”
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental health).
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.. As he can’t fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there’s nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him said “can’t even fix such a simple problem…. no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver…”
Here’s what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that” The driver was very impressed and asked “You’re so smart but why are you here at the IMH?”
Patient replied: “Hello, I stay here because I’m crazy……. not STUPID !”
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other. “I’m filing for an divorce.”
“Sorry to hear that pal.” said his partner. “May I ask why?”
“I found her supply of birth control pills.” said the first.
“Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can’t see leaving your wife for what the
Church says is a sin.”
“It ain’t just that.” stormed Frank. “It’s because I had a vasectomy over five years ago.”
Tipper Gore discovered that her husband’s great great uncle, Gunther Gore, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Tennessee in 1889.
The only existing photograph shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: “Gunther Gore; horse thief. Sent to Tennessee Prison 1883, escaped 1887. Robbed the Tennessee Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.”
After letting President Clinton’s large staff of professional image consultants review this discovery, they took the following actions to assist Al’s campaign to become our next president. They decided to crop Gunther’s picture, scan it in as an enlarged image, and edited it with image processing software so that all that is seen in the final picture is a head shot. Along with this enhanced photo, the accompanying biographical sketch was sent to the Associated Press:
“Gunther Gore was a famous cattleman in early Tennessee history. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Tennessee railroad company. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his business enterprise with the railroad. In 1887 he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889 Gunther regrettably died suddenly during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform on which he was standing collapsed.”
Jennifer Bini Taylor Playboy Magazine Pictures Leaked
The 37 year old American Actress Jenifer Bini Taylor playboy Magazine Photo was leaked on over the net. But I think that is rumor, because her playboy magazine picture was not available.
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Chelsea Handler Playboy Cover December 2009 Photos leaked
American stand-up comedian, humorist, television host, actress, and best-selling author, Chelsea Handler gave n*de pose only for playboy magazine but currently this photo was leaked over the net. Chelsea Handler Playboy Cover page looks is so sexy.
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