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One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a movie. Unfortunately, they were caught by a tribal group. As they were about to be executed they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for her mercy. She said, ”Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.” The three stars looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food

Spielberg was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. She tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of them up his ass. The servants finished their duty, leaving a screaming Spielberg.

Schwarzenegger was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but cusiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass. Spielberg was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Schwarzenegger had several apples in his ass and he was still laughing. He asked him ”What the hell are you laughing at?”

A laughing Schwarzenegger replied ”Pierce is coming back with a watermelon.”’

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.

”Why?” he asks.

St. Paul replies, ”When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.” The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, ”When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.” The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ”Thank God I didn’t do anything like that.” He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ”Why?”

”Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.”

There were 11 women hanging onto a rope that was hanging down a cliff. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should let go because if they didn’t then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette thought to herself, “I’ll let go.”

After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would let go, all of the blondes started clapping.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap.. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, ‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’

‘Reading a book,’ she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious?’) — ‘You’re
in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her. ‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m
not fishing. I’m reading’…

’Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’
‘For reading a book,’ she replies,

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her again, ‘I’m sorry,
officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’.

‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’

‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with Sexual assault,’ says the
woman.

‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the game warden. ‘That’s true, but
you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’

‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.

This is why I love artists! You’re sitting around wondering: “What can we create to really wow our clients and their partners(in this case, Puma and Formula One) and let them know they’ve partnered up with the right people? The average person would probably say: “Hey, how about we make some cool-ass t-shirts with a funky design”? This, of course…

This is why I love artists! You’re sitting around wondering: “What can we create to really wow our clients and their partners(in this case, Puma and Formula One) and let them know they’ve partnered up with the right people? The average person would probably say: “Hey, how about we make some cool-ass t-shirts with a funky design”? This, of course, would immediately be followed by a punch to the face, if I were present. Which, of course, would’ve been followed by my brilliant suggestion: “Hey, let’s get some beer and put a little more thought into this!” The Wilson Brothers, however, decided to create a Formula One Car made of recycled Puma shoe boxes. Brilliant, I say!!!

If you like this F1 car, you must see Full Scale F1 Car From 956,000 Matchsticks

1.  Stay out of trouble.

2.  Aim for greater heights.

3.  Stay focused on your job.

4.  Exercise to maintain good health.
5.  Practice team work.
6.  Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back.  Take your time trusting others.

7.  Save for rainy days.

8..  Rest and relax.
9.  Always take time to smile.
10.  Realize that nothing is impossible.