Menstra-System Is The Funniest Sex Video Right Now
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MENSTRA-SYSTEM IS THE MEAL PLAN FOR THOSE SPECIAL CRAVINGS
Nutrisystem may have a lot of your food cravings locked down, but there are some cravings it just can’t touch. It’s not good when your body’s all out of whack, and you’re craving things like grilled cheese with marshmallows, or brownies with capers! When the Menstra-system boxes show up at the door, the men know to hide out for a week or so.
BODY WORLDS TURNS NECROPHILIA INTO AN ART FORM
It’s a really bizarre spin off of those already bizarre Body Worlds exhibits. You know the ones, the ones with all the corpses stripped down to their muscles and inner parts, and posed in various poses. Now, they’ve gone and made them sexual. It was only a matter of time, really. The new display, of course, has been banned for indecency. Creator Gunther von Hagens has a way around it, though. He’s hacking up the body parts, removing the heads, and getting it down to just the naughty bits. If you ask us, once you remove the flesh, it’s all naughty bits. This is one learning opportunity we encourage you not to take the kids to.
HOW TO ENJOY A STRIP CLUB ON ONLY $30
Holy Taco has a helpful guide to getting the most out of your strip club experience, on only $30. We’ve been to strip clubs a lot, and we’ve been known to lose $30 in the first five minutes. It’s all about playing coy. Do you have the will power? Read it and see.
THE LOST AND DIRTY ART OF TIJUANA BIBLES
They’re not exactly Bibles. Tijuana Bibles were dirty books that were produced during the Great Depression. Hey, they needed a way to pass the time somehow, between eating dirt and eating more dirt. Pulp International has a collection of some of the naughtiest drawings of yesteryear. When did our grandparents become such prudes? They read dirtier stuff than we did!
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PORN LIKE GRANDMA USED TO MAKE?
Gunaxin makes the case that porn has gone downhill from the glory days of yesteryear. Is artistic porn becoming a lost art, or have our attention spans just shrunk? In 20 years, will we cut it down to just the insertion, losing faces altogether? If our porn gets too stupid, we get too stupid. We can still save ourselves!
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