Rapping Kids, Kissing Lesbians And Prostitutes Are What’s Hot Today In Sex
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THIS KID’S GOT A LOT OF HOES
Sure, this is meant to be safe for kids, but we think they may have followed current “adult” rap a little too closely. We know what he’s really referring to when he boasts about his “big bike.” And if you watch at :46, it looks he’s into Asians, too. We salute this kid. (Video thanks to Buzzfeed.)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gg5hYYrNfCE&feature
WE WON’T GO TO ANY ANTI-PROSTITUTE ESTABLISHMENT
We’re all for human rights here on Comedy.com’s Sex Channel, so we believe in non-hot chick profiling. Just cause she’s a little slutty, doesn’t mean she’s a hooker. And if she is then thank god, we have a backup plan for the night! (Photo thanks to The Daily What)
APRIL KNOWS WHAT SHE DESERVES… FROM MUTANT TURTLES
When we were kids we had no idea what this really meant, but now we’re ever so grateful. Can we get this in a huge car decal? Also, something tell us that Donatello would be the most dutiful lover. Thanks to carlovely on Tumblr.
MS. ANGEL, WE HAVE MORE SAUSAGE FOR YOU TO WORK ON
Heeb magazine does it again with porn star Joanna Angel cleverly teaching you how to prepare a sausage. No word yet on our boners going down. It’s getting chafe-y in here.
YOUR DAILY DOSE OF LESBIANS
Our friends at Dirty Rotten Whore (best site url ever), have compiled the Top 10 Onscreen Lesbian Kisses. Our favorite is from “The OC.” Who knew Olivia Wilde started out in TV by smooching Mischa Barton, who is currently in a gutter somewhere?
Missed a day? Also see what we deemed ‘Hot in Sex’ last time!
Post written by Amanda Meadows, who gets escorted out of restaurants all the time due to prostitute prejudice.
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