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Rhino Sex And Stripper Dolls Are What You Need to See This Morning

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THIS RHINO NEEDS CIALIS AND A RED BULL

Poor guy, not only is he having issues getting it up, but the whole world gets to see it! You should count yourself lucky you aren’t a rhino. Though, maybe this couple would be into rhino sex.

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THAT STRIPPER IS A REAL DOLL

This will be a great way to supplement your daughter’s Gymboree lap dance classes. Clearly this is the best way to start your little girl on the right path early. Otherwise, this is the cheapest pedo-trap on the planet. Photo thanks to Dave and Thomas.

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A VERY DISTRACTING BILLBOARD

Few are as bold with their strip-vertizing as the Czech Republic, but this kind of billboard will cause a terrible accident in any country. We know this won’t be enough, so there’s a better view below. Photos thanks to DJ Mick.

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WE THOUGHT BAGELS LOOKED FAMILIAR!

This ad actually ran in the Boise monthly. How can they go wrong directly comparing our favorite things? Well, we did skip breakfast, only because we were told that would help us get laid. Photo thanks to The Daily What.

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MOVIE PIMPIN’ AIN’T EASY

These playas did it best: Gunaxin has listed the Top 10 Movie Pimps, and while they’re all great, we weren’t surprised who they picked for the number one spot.

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Post Written by Amanda Meadows, whose “stripper child” concept was rejected by American Girl.

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September 2nd, 2009 at 3:52 pm

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