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Maxim’s One Night Stand Flowchart is Dead On
Sure, sometimes Maxim is just soft-core bikini spreads and light snark to sell Axe to the teenage versions of us, but it can be an essential guide. In the case you young Maxim readers manage to get a girl drunk enough to let you sex her up, this flowchart should be pasted to your ceiling, not Eliza Dushku. Memorize it, practice drills.
It’s already Friday night, so click “read more” for the full education. Our favorite lines: “Start sloppily rocking back and forth,” and, “Do babies and painful urination bother you?” Thank you Maxim, we couldn’t have gotten through mating with an actual woman without you.
You’ll also find illuminating Maxim’s hilarious Girlfriend Remote.
