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Stephon Marbury’s recent demonstration of the Web “is living proof that” the professional basketball player “is too long with their hands,” said Matt Murai Superstar American magazine. Since Friday, the NBA Free-Agent was broadcast live video of himself from his home in Los Angeles. The “Highlights”: Marbury Petrolatum swallow “relieve your sore throat” (h) and almost six minutes of meeting time to cry, which is part Kirk Franklin for “Lean on Me.” (View) What?

“Stephon Marbury is far too deeply,” said Evans Clinchy on NESN.com. The famous “point of no return”, where “it is far from the man without culture is more surprising,” and “sad.” Furthermore, in a sharp decline as a basketball player, and he tries for the next chapter of his life. “This is a securities, basketball or no talent, and it works.”

But for some professional athletes, “said Shannon J. Owens in the Orlando Sentinel, “” now the media is a great game-scenario “, where” itself to promote, market, and messages directly to their fan bases of. “But it is clear that for others,” if it is like a bucket with ice there is a 4 years old who do not know when to stop. The “intelligent” they know that sports a career is often little time, so that the “look at 15 seconds of the dignity and prosperity and future plans for regeneration.”

ORLANDO, Florida – As great as Kobe Bryant, a player does not beat the Orlando Magic.

LeBron James has learned the lesson of the last round.

Bryant did not.

He had much help in the NBA finals, with four teams scoring in double figures in Game 5 Sunday night 99-86 victory that gave the Lakers a 15th championship.

Bryant scored 30 points and was MVP of the finals, but it would not be any trophies without lofting the aid received by a solid, but unspectacular, which proved to be the perfect complement for him.

- Pau Gasol, the player who was supposed to go to Superman, he has 14 points and 15 rebounds.

- Lamar Odom, with superstar skills who have voluntarily accepted a sixth man role, had 17 points and 10 boards.

- Derek Fisher, the veteran who was missing his shot just in time for the fall in the number 4 game, scored 13 points.

- Trevor Ariza, a swingman who could not shoot and has developed into a threat from outside the reliability, added 15.

E ‘was last year in Los Angeles “humiliating loss in Game 6 Boston coach Phil Jackson that Bryant had to leave the field more in the first half, with no other Lakers able to get something underway.

This time, everyone but Bryant has been decisive in the second quarter.

Bryant scored only four points during the period, with only a basket Lakers 16-0 during an eruption in the horse’s head.

With the addition of the Lakers 40-36 in the middle of the period, Fisher and Ariza hit 3s, and after a jumper by Bryant, Ariza made another 3 for a 47-40 lead. Fisher followed with another bucket, Ariza hit a free throw and a basket by Odom moved to the lead 52-40.

E ‘is less than two years, frustrated after a second round of elimination, that so little thought of his team Bryant said he wanted to be traded.

Instead, the Lakers have decided to hold itself and the construction of a competitor that surrounds it.

Fisher is back in Los Angeles, so his family can live in a big city with the health care they need to care for her daughter to cancer. The Lakers stole Gasol while was not sure that Jackson was very difficult because a sample in a trade with Memphis before the trade deadline in 2008.

They struggled at times in the postseason. Fisher looks old and slow, and his shot is off. Odom has been shaken for a few games, after a fall on his back in the second phase, when the need seven games to go Lakers Houston.

The Showtime Lakers of the 80s were loaded with star power, and their teams in the league in this decade have been driven by Bryant and Shaquille O’Neal.

Only a superstar in this team, but a lot of help for him.

All that Bryant needed.

FIRST QUARTER

After four minutes, at 7-6 in Orlando, is clear: Kobe has a particular interest in accordance with Lee at the periphery, instead of roaming Kobe … and many are still to be learned. Meanwhile, Dwight is active with six boards and two errors by Drew.

The Orlando crowd was locked in. I think the fuel will be the same lack of respect Band is an encouragement for the group. It is possible here. No intelligent forces, such as Boston and Chicago, but the bottle-blonde, blue-white is “high. However, despite these advantages. It is easy to see why the players prosper at home and fight the most hostile.

Right this moment, there is a group of geriatric Wasps at midcourt, dancing to “Hot In Herre.” That is why the Orlando DISS as souless. This will remain in Philly.

When he learned of Kareem HEDO “Dwight is part of the predictable” comment, replied that “we see the game with a man.” And what happens to a nice snarky “button” comment, Dwight if it were not so ill fate of two teams … like what happened.

Aware that the D12 is not the most intelligent defender, Gasol is one of the most astute markers, why not book Gasol check if Dwight is this? Instead, Dwight is the night of the mission and the Lakers bench Bigs. ZO May be right, and Phil coaching is not really the key.

My man just tweeted Bomani Jones: “I began to wonder if Bynum fault on purpose so that he could sit.”

Ariza has not closed the ball in disgust. At least it is not clear. It might be tempting to break the ball in the basket. Players (and fans) are trying all the time. But see how easy it is to misinterpret this action because it is full of mushrooms Chelem and head the ball court?

Orlando shot 50%, 33% shooting in Los Angeles. Orlando 12 boards. 5 L.A. advice. Orlando, however, that up to 3. Hmmmm

Magic can do what they want the pain to rest three months now that Gasol, Bynum and Odom are all on the bench with two mistakes.

Kobe jacking may be, but its maintenance in LA. Strategy-jacking.

Redick will not be on the court during the final. It’s like Armageddon will.I.am Rap battle.

end of 1st. Magic up 24-20. We see a trend yet. Any other place something remarkable?

2nd quarter

Children, unfortunately, my thoughts lost 2nd quarter for a technical error. We say this for the 2nd quarter. Orlando starts at much as they did in Cleveland, where it seems they have just taken over by rival leaders.

L.A. shot only 33% in the first half. Be surprised if this continues. Orlando defense can be broken down into several stellar, but it is a smart team. And Bynum and Odom played 14 minutes combined because of the difficulty fault. This must change.

I would be curious to see if Orlando can open a big blow to start the third (capable). However, there is a great opportunity is rapidly headed by 4 points and make a new game.

In any case, Orlando 49, LA 37.

END OF 1st half

It is a question for you all to discuss, Pau Gasol is a better basketball player than Dwight. I say yes.

3rd quarter

Let’s see if we can keep Bynum on the floor of more than 150 seconds. And we’ll see if we can blame the D12 difficulty.

I think Andrew Bynum will be the generation of Nick Anderson. I think those are the games scars.

Ariza should get to fly the dunk. L.A. 10, 51-41.

Imagine if HEDO was explosive. This image was just falling into the friggin man.

Ariza for three. L. A. Magic cut the lead to 5, 54-49. Ariza has seven points and fly in the first four minutes. I do not want Magic wanted, obviously. Bottle-blonde silent crowd.

Ariza is absolutely huge. It is to obtain Kobe. Within one Laere, 54-53

What you say to start the 3rd, LA took the lead on two free throws Bynum, 55-54. More importantly, Bynum was able to remain on the ground for more than six minutes. This is a first. Howard has been silent.

The game is set in a boxing now. 4 HEDO have mistakes is great.

Reddick with Trey. SVG, as a man. Orlando of the bottle-blonde crowd loves.

Howard takes over the third foul on a ball loose. Kobe responds as a friend to the struggle of a tired abusive boyfriend weapons.

Kobe with a great opportunity at the end of the quarter. Lakers take 67-63 lead in the 4th quarter. Odom (two to three) and Ariza (start with over-active) was great in the 3rd, it was HEDO is a bench.

4th QUARTER

HEDO can have false dopest spot in the championship. Either that, Kobe, Paul Pierce and Scalabrin.

See Ariza hunt Pietrus and change Gimme-layup.

Kobe false increase is so bad that Pietrus is dead scared of doing anything else than to stay on his feet. Because everything has decreased by three to stab himself. Lakers 75-70

Pietrus and1 be tied 75-75 and the opportunity to take a leading role for the launch.

Kobe defense can not play faster break. It is not. Pietrus blew by him. Look champion Ariza charge. Thus, Kobe in the past, but much better. Kobe used to devour Dudes.

Dwight Howard does not seem to show a relationship or discretion with regard to prevention plans. Hence the goaltender stupid.

Kobe Ariza just dump in Pau. Why, because, after three hours of hard posessions right to the basket, the old man needs to rest.

It is linked 79-79. Magic start shooting is not good.

L.A. shooting under 40%. Magic outrebounding them. But the game is close to Orlando because it has a turnover of 14 in LA 6. Magic must take care of the ball.

Ariza huge three tied at 82.

Bad miss Dwight. I was expecting at least one of them.

L.A.-3, 87-84, with the ball and 11 seconds. For the first time in nine years, I am sure Kobe will come through.

Uncle Fish clutch pull-up with three. Orlando, however, two murderers. Lakers fans peeing pants now. Magic world trust strangely buzz.

Great defense of arrival at the Lakers last game. This will be the department or let HEDO on the back of the box. Levy Pietrus unusual in an coup. But the possession of huge defense was not the first arrival, when the department rolled with the script for the same ball that hits at the end of the game all the time in the game, with the exception of the shadow Ariza HEDO right shoulder and took the dying.

We go to overtime, 87-87.

OVERTIME

Tied 91-91. Nobody has taken control. Let me tell you this, but. Kobe needs two days off to come.

SVG Skip refuses to play. This will be a key issue in postgame pressers.

You know that the patch is divided double team? This is a parody of the girl Jemelle Hill: “Message from Phil: This half-doubles team pick-n-roll does not work” it. If we DWade CP3 or split the double team, maybe. But not Kobe and Dwight is not the great man to be divided.

Uncle Fish HUGE with 3 times!

Pau audience with rebound dunk after a deformation. Lakers to 96-91 with only 21 left. But magic with three-point shots, they are never out.

Also, Kobe bulletin were fish MJesque.

Pau with the and1 dunk. The game is over. Lakers take a decisive 3-1 lead.

Discuss among yourselves. We have some thoughts during and after the press conference.

And keep the comments, it has many good things to work on the weekend Commish comments.